A collection of headlines so stupid or so obvious you may think they are made-up fakes, but I assure you they are for real.  Now you know why we no longer trust the media or the (so-called) experts, for that matter.

As usual, you can click on an image to view a larger version, but if you're expecting to read the fine print, prepare to be disappointed.  The images themselves are not that detailed.  The original intent was to highlight the headlines, not the articles..




Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Good-for-nothing lazy sob's!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

We'll see if that works any better than a school suspensions!

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

What makes you think that?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

They weren't fat enough?!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Where do they find those tall doctors?  And what are they doing to them?

That's all... for now.